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Matthew, turn off the TV,
dinner's almost ready.

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Okay, dinner's ready.

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Wait, submarine
sandwiches again?

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This is, like, three days in a row.
What's going on?

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Hey, are you sleeping with
the guy at Quizno's again?

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No, I didn't sleep with him,
we just flirted.

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He touched my cheek when
he gave me my Sun Chips.

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And he gave me a free
punch on my card.

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Is there anyone who
hasn't punched your card?

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Quiet. I am on a quest.

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I have to find that
sandwich I had last month.

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I am telling you it
was the best sub

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I've ever eaten in
my entire life.

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So you have no idea where
the sandwich place was

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no cross street, nothing.

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No, somebody else was driving.

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I had low blood sugar.

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And it was raining.

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Or I was crying... something.

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I don't know.
I think it started with an "S."

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Oh, was it Subway?

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Yeah, Matthew,

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I forgot the name of Subway.

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh, no... God, this isn't it.

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Oh, this is disgusting.

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I can't eat this. Really.

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Mmm. This is definitely not it.

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Hey there.

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- Hey.
- Smells like onions in here.

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That guy at Quizno's
still punching your card?

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No, he touched my cheek.
You don't know anything about romance.

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Hey... Hi, sweetie. Look at you.
You look so handsome.

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Oh, just like a tiny
used car salesman.

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I'm wearing my church clothes.

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You sure are.

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What?

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Dad and New Christine
took me to church.

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You took him to church?

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Hey, who wants to
change the subject?

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Yeah, I belong to the First
Methodist Church on Helm,

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and today was our
autumn festival.

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There were games and songs.

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And all these nice people
that were happy to see me.

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I love church.

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Richard, he loves church.

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Can I talk to you for a minute?

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It's kind of bad timing.

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New Christine has
woman problems.

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Richard... I don't
have woman problems.

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Sure you do. You got 'em bad.
We got to go.

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Hold it, hold it.

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Ritchie, you know what?
Why don't you go upstairs

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and change into your play
clothes while I talk to Daddy.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, buddy.

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Feel better, New Christine.

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Oh, I don't have...

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Thank you.

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I'm going to go change
into my play clothes, too.

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Godspeed.

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You took him to church?

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You took our son to church?!

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Look, he wanted to go.
We were going anyway.

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It didn't seem like
such a big deal.

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What? You were going anyway?
What, you go to church now?

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Why? Just because your cute,
young girlfriend does?

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Hey.

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And thanks.

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You should've asked me.

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Unbelievable.

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I don't understand
what's going on.

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Christine has this
thing about church.

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It's not a thing.

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Richard, you and I talked about it,
and we made the decision

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that Ritchie was going to have
his spiritual education at home

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and not in a church.

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Watching Seventh Heaven is
not a spiritual education.

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It is if you burn incense.

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Christine, it's not a big deal.

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You went behind my back.
That's a very big deal.

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Man... your poor
parenting decisions

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never cease to amaze me.

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First, you want to take him
to a Rolling Stones concert,

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and now you're taking
him to church?!

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There isn't a
court in this land

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that wouldn't give me full
custody of that boy right now.

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What exactly is your
problem with church?

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Yeah.

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People who go to church

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only like other people
who go to church.

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Plus, they hate gay people.

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And I hate anyone who hates.

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You know what? She's right.

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We don't have to go
to church anymore?

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No, she's right about Ritchie.

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This is a parenting decision.
It's something we shouldn't have done

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without checking
with her first.

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I'm sorry, Christine.

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We made a mistake.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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I accept your apology.

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I'm sorry, too. Geez.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry I snapped.

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It's an emotional issue.
I have low blood sugar.

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Just be thankful I didn't cry.

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All right,
hope you feel better.

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Oh, I don't have...

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Thank you.

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God bless... Gesund...

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Good luck to you then.

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Ritchie, get up.
What are you doing?

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I'm playing Battlefront Two.

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I just blew up a village.

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Good, okay.

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Put that away, sweetie,
it's time for bed.

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- Hey, Mom?
- Yeah.

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- What are we?
- What do you mean?

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Well, my friend
Riley is Catholic

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and he says Catholics pray
to fathers and ghosts.

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Yeah, they do.

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And Peter is Jewish and he
doesn't eat cheeseburgers.

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So, what are we?

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Well, we're afraid of ghosts
and we love our cheeseburgers.

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Good night, sweetie pie.

127
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No, really. Are we something?

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Um, well, yeah, of course,
we're something.

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We're, um... we're Americans

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and we're... Californians.

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We bleed Dodger blue.

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But you know what, Ritchie?
Religion isn't really about labels.

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It's about what you believe in.

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What do we believe in?

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Uh, we believe in, uh,
n-nature, the earth...

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recycling...

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...and, uh,
we believe in dolphins

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and, um, and diamonds.

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What about God?

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Oh, yeah,
and we believe in God.

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Yeah, okay.

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Good night, darling.

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I want to go back to church.

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How would you like
to go to the zoo?

145
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I want to go back to church.

146
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How would you like to go
to Church's Fried Chicken?

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I want to go back to church.

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Will you take me to church?

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We'll see.

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Doesn't "we'll see" mean no?

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We'll see.

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- Night, sweetie.
- Night.

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I don't know why he
won't let this go.

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I know. I dropped him off
at school this morning

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and he kept asking me
all these questions.

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Like, do I believe in God?
Is there a heaven?

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Is Mommy going to hell?

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Why would he think that
I was going to hell?

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Maybe because you used that
handicapped parking permit

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to do your Christmas
shopping last year.

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Hey, I had an undiagnosed
sleep disorder.

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And a lot of shopping to do.

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Ooh, this looks promising.

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Why don't you just take
Ritchie to church?

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He'll probably go
once and be off it.

166
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It's just like the fajitas.

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Do you remember he kept
seeing those commercials

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and all he wanted was fajitas?
It was fajitas, fajitas, fajitas.

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And then you finally took him and he
got scared of that sizzling plate

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and that was the
end of fajitas.

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I mean, church will be
the exact same thing.

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It's so weird the way he gets
obsessed with these things, you know?

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Ugh, could they cut
these onions any thicker?

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Ugh, this is wrong.

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Anyway, I'm not a bad person

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for not wanting to take
Ritchie to church, you know.

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- I have my reasons.
- Such as?

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Well, for one thing,
they're mean to gay people.

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They don't pay their taxes.

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Do you pay your taxes?

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Hey, I'm handicapped.

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Besides, I'm plenty
spiritual without church.

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- How?
- I meditate.

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- When?
- In the tub.

185
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Well, that's not meditating,
that's mas...

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Shut up.

187
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Yeah, and that's another thing.

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Who's the church to tell me that
I can't meditate in the tub?

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I'm a divorced woman.
It's hard.

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Not as hard as eating
during this conversation.

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Okay, look, here's the thing.

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You probably don't remember this,
but I when I was 12,

193
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I took confirmation classes.

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Wait, Mom and Dad
took you to church?

195
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No, they dropped me off on
their way to Indian Bingo.

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Anyway, I was 12 years old

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and I was searching
for meaning in my life,

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you know, after they canceled
The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

199
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Yeah, that was a good show.

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I loved it.

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Monroe.

202
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No, that's Too
Close For Comfort.

203
00:10:03,108 --> 00:10:04,971
Oh, that's another good show.

204
00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:08,140
I'm telling a story here, okay?

205
00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:10,062
Anyway, I was
having a hard time.

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00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,611
I was in junior high school,
I didn't have many friends,

207
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and I was searching for
somewhere where I could belong.

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And I thought that church
was where it could be.

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So I went.

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And nobody talked to me,

211
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and I didn't know what was
going on most of the time.

212
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But I kept going back.

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I kept waiting for a sign;

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something to tell me that
I was in the right place.

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Well, so what happened?
Did you get your sign?

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Yeah, I did.

217
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On the day of my confirmation,

218
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they forgot to call my name.

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All the other kids got called
up to the front, one by one,

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and I sat there in
my little white gown

221
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with my beautiful flowers
waiting to be called.

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You know, and at first I thought,
okay, they're going in order of height.

223
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And then I thought,
oh, you know what?

224
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They're probably going to
give me a special award

225
00:11:05,486 --> 00:11:07,882
and they're saving
me to the last.

226
00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:12,163
But no,
they never called my name.

227
00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:15,281
They never called
me to the front.

228
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So, hmm, I got my sign.

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00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,173
I don't belong in church.

230
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Wow.

231
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What did you do to God?

232
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What? No.

233
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That's not right.

234
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,083
It was them.

235
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:30,450
It wasn't me.

236
00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:31,930
God...

237
00:11:32,018 --> 00:11:34,730
Oh, anyway, you know,
I just don't want

238
00:11:34,747 --> 00:11:37,623
Ritchie's perfect
little innocent soul

239
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to be squashed like that,
like mine was. Okay?

240
00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:44,170
They never called my name.

241
00:11:44,185 --> 00:11:46,950
I know, honey, but you know,

242
00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:50,582
that was 50 years ago,
and you're okay now.

243
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,260
I going to have to take him
to church, aren't I?

244
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Why am I such a good mother?

245
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,930
Okay, Ritchie, you know what?
If you don't want to do this,

246
00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,531
we can turn around right now
and we can go to the zoo.

247
00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:16,501
It'll be fun.

248
00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:18,541
But you said we
could go to church.

249
00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:21,393
Oh, God,
I feel like I'm 12 again.

250
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:24,562
I don't know how to act or
what to do or where to look.

251
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,100
Hey, hey,
you're going to be fine.

252
00:12:26,117 --> 00:12:28,273
I'm sure it's all going
to come back to you.

253
00:12:28,305 --> 00:12:30,651
Okay. Come on, let's go.

254
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All right, I'll see you inside.

255
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Good morning, welcome.

256
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Hello, father, or,
uh, your holiness.

257
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Sir... oh.

258
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,512
That's really not necessary.
You can call me Ed.

259
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,120
And that's...
that's my wedding ring.

260
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:49,623
Oh, yes, right, of course, yes.
Married to God.

261
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,220
Or is it Jesus?

262
00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:52,802
Actually, it's Joyce.

263
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Well, you're a lucky man.

264
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,791
I mean, she's no Jesus, but...

265
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So far, so good.

266
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So, this is your first
time in church in a while.

267
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Yes, since my
near confirmation.

268
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What's a "near confirmation"?

269
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La-la-la.

270
00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:20,731
Well, I, um,
I went to church for a while.

271
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I wanted to find
something there.

272
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I was looking for a sign,
and then I finally got it.

273
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What was the sign?

274
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La-la-la.

275
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Uh, it doesn't matter.

276
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Who knows? Maybe today you'll
find a different sign.

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We'll see.

278
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,751
That means no.

279
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I know it's sometimes difficult to be
in a strange place with new people,

280
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but I think you'll find we're
a very welcoming community.

281
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And I'll bet you'll get a kick
out of our Sunday school.

282
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Mrs. Orr is a hoot.

283
00:13:47,338 --> 00:13:49,562
Oh, uh, no, no,
he's going to stay with me.

284
00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:52,133
I know that God sees
everything and stuff

285
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but he's got enough
on his plate,

286
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what with the Middle East
and-and-and Project Runway,

287
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- and, uh...
- La-la.

288
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The kids really have a much better time
at Sunday school than at the service.

289
00:14:02,748 --> 00:14:04,030
They've got puppets.

290
00:14:04,046 --> 00:14:05,512
That sounds fun.

291
00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:06,791
Really, Ritchie?

292
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,880
Aren't puppets scary,
with those dead eyes

293
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and the real seeming
hair and everything?

294
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Is it in there?

295
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Yes, sir.

296
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See you after, Mom.

297
00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,411
Oh, uh...

298
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,123
Matthew, you go with him, okay?

299
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And if anybody hurts his feelings,
you get him out of there.

300
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- What if someone hurts my feelings?
- Matthew, go.

301
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Are you ready?

302
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:32,562
Uh, yeah, I-I don't know,
I'm not sure.

303
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:35,041
How does your church
feel about gay people?

304
00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:38,221
Oh, I think you'll feel
very welcome here.

305
00:14:38,235 --> 00:14:40,003
Oh, no, I'm not gay.

306
00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:44,112
Oh, well, we have a great many
gay people in our congregation.

307
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,860
Oh, like that guy?

308
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:49,872
We don't ask.

309
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Trust me.

310
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Shall we?

311
00:14:57,725 --> 00:15:03,053
And although there were no actual
mountains in that area of Galilee,

312
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it was nonetheless called
the Sermon on the...

313
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,201
Anyone remember?

314
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:13,302
The Sermon on the Mmm... oww--

315
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:14,471
Mouth.

316
00:15:14,485 --> 00:15:15,691
No.

317
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,530
Not the Sermon on
the Mouth, Benji.

318
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:20,221
The Sermon on the Mount.

319
00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:22,313
But that was very good.

320
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:25,232
Uh... And the
Sermon on the Mount

321
00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:28,211
is talked about
in the Book of...

322
00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:31,591
Maa... Math--

323
00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:32,952
Mouth.

324
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:36,321
Not mouth.
It's never going to be mouth.

325
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,770
- Matthew.
- What?

326
00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:42,510
The Book of Matthew.

327
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,111
And isn't that
interesting, Pippo?

328
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,703
Yes, it is, Mrs. Orr.

329
00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:49,820
Are you having fun, Pippo?

330
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,970
A little.

331
00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:58,303
Is that a real monkey?

332
00:15:59,006 --> 00:16:01,583
We've really got to
get you to the zoo.

333
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:05,661
Oh, well, since someone is
in the mood for talking,

334
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:09,312
maybe you'd like to tell us
about the Sermon on the Mount.

335
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:11,463
Uh, well,
in the Sermon on the Mount,

336
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,151
Jesus was talking to his
disciples about the Golden Rule.

337
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,362
You know, "Do unto others as you
would have them do unto you."

338
00:16:17,378 --> 00:16:19,372
Yes. Did you hear that, Pippo?

339
00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:22,140
I sure did, Mrs. Orr.

340
00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:30,262
I-I-I was Jesus'
understudy in Godspell.

341
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,520
The guy never got sick.

342
00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:36,360
Learned all the lines,
never got to go on.

343
00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:38,561
What's Godspell?

344
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,581
And now we will read
from the scripture.

345
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,510
All rise.

346
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:05,033
"How good and pleasant it is

347
00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:08,070
when brothers live
together in unity.

348
00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:12,271
By all the earth-born race
His honors be expressed;

349
00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:15,233
but saints that know
His heavenly grace

350
00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,230
should learn to
praise Him best."

351
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:19,452
"Praise Him best."

352
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:24,543
And now we will sing.

353
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355
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:38,932

cross that raiseth me...

356
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357
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:53,012
Psalm 148.

358
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:55,010
- "When the Lord...
- "When the Lord...

359
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,922
Why-why don't you take it?

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364
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,921
Let us pray.

365
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:30,501
Sorry.

366
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:33,313
It was... it was my stomach.

367
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:38,723
I had a funky submarine
sandwich for breakfast.

368
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,711
God, d-do we get
communion here?

369
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:51,910
'Cause I think some of those
wafers might help settle things.

370
00:18:52,836 --> 00:18:56,182
And a little wine wouldn't hurt,
either, if you know what I mean.

371
00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:58,643
Oh, sorry.

372
00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:07,383
And that longing is
something we all experience,

373
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,342
that longing for fulfillment.

374
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,310
Oh, we try to sate
ourselves with more--

375
00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:12,963
more money, more work,
more things--

376
00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:17,000
but we remain
unfulfilled, lonely.

377
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,320
- It's true.
- Yeah.

378
00:19:22,547 --> 00:19:25,071
It's only in moments of quiet,

379
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:28,212
when the demands
of the day recede.

380
00:19:35,077 --> 00:19:37,090
Charge!

381
00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:43,752
It's only then that we find the
quiet that we need to reflect.

382
00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:45,963
Let's create that
quiet right now

383
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:48,122
and breathe deeply.

384
00:19:51,437 --> 00:19:53,100
As you breathe in and out,

385
00:19:53,115 --> 00:19:55,820
let those breaths bring
you closer to calm,

386
00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:57,982
closer to serenity.

387
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,111
Let those breaths bring
you closer to new insights

388
00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:03,040
and a fuller understanding
of the human condition.

389
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:05,910
With each breath,
you'll be inspired to dig deeper,

390
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:09,061
to be more compassionate,
to be more generous.

391
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:12,641
And you will look around you
and realize you are not alone.

392
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:14,542
And you don't need
to be afraid,

393
00:20:14,555 --> 00:20:16,670
because the answers
to all your questions

394
00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:19,233
have been there all along.

395
00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:22,493
Before we conclude,

396
00:20:22,506 --> 00:20:26,152
I'd like everyone to say
hello to a new friend.

397
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,661
Christine Campbell.

398
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,490
Everyone please make
her feel welcome.

399
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:33,022
Oh, oh, thank you. Hi.

400
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,661
Could this be my sign?

401
00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:39,300
Christine, would you mind joining
me up here for the final hymn?

402
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:42,060
Oh, up to the front.

403
00:20:42,078 --> 00:20:44,522
I think this is my sign.

404
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,761
So go.

405
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,141
Kickoff's in ten minutes.

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